I don't know if the shops are gonna be unhappy, but once the sun hits that spilled cargo, you're gonna see a lot of folks in the neighborhood taking unexpected vacation trips to just about anywhere else but there. I'll bet vast numbers of buzzards, seagulls, crows, Norway rats, and scavengers of every stripe are already speeding toward the scene of the accident. Rumor has it that Salty has even locked Bush and Cheney, his pet hyenas, in the basement until the pandemonium subsides. The horror!