If you see Peter J dancing nekkid........run
Just wanted to let you know that I've finally reached my limit with you slandering bastards and have referred this matter to the legal department here at the world headquarters of Jacobson Nefarious Enterprises, VLLC. My chief counsel, Sharkey "C-Note" Nosferatu, Esq., has assured me that he will have your asses in a sling before you can say "substantial monetary settlement."
Newcomers to this site need to be made aware that, despite the false impression created by certain malicious individuals here, I rarely perform nude dances anywhere other than private venues, where my talents can be appreciated by friends, paying customers, and carefully chosen livestock. The costumes worn during my public performances are suitably modest and selected with good taste in mind at all times.