I found Peter J
Here's his biography off another site
Peter Jacobson is a writer, fine art photographer, guitar picker, poker whiz, fisherman, lure builder, mongrel wrangler, and fly tyer. His work has earned him universal adulation from the public-at-large and has garnered numerous awards, including nine Pulitzer Prizes, and Nobel Prizes in literature, physics, and economics. He is also one of the most notorious liars in the civilized world.
Mr. Jacobson attended the Rhode Island Training School for Boys, and has either been suspended and/or expelled from, refused admission to, or flunked out of some of the nation's most prestigious academic institutions. His achievements include being permanently banned from numerous taverns, all Rhode Island state parks, the towns of Stonington, Connecticut and Narragansett, Rhode Island, and the entire State of New York.
He credits several highly paid attorneys, the Fellowship of Alcoholics Anonymous, and a tremendous amount of sheer luck for the fact that he is alive and free to pursue whichever career appeals to him on any given day.
Mr. Jacobson currently lives in humble circumstances in the peaceful village of Wachapreague, on the Seaside of Virginia's beautiful Eastern Shore. Along with his long-suffering wife Carrie, his family consists of a number of ill-tempered curs, three cats, and several thousand fleas.
Forum members who are not on his extensive enemies list are cordially invited to stop by whenever they are in the Wachapreague area for a little fishing.
Peace to all,
PJ