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General Category => Saltwater Forum => Topic started by: Salty on August 11, 2013, 06:06:42 AM

Title: Nut chompers
Post by: Out Fishing on August 11, 2013, 06:06:42 AM

YIKES

http://www.thelocal.se/49558/20130809/ (http://www.thelocal.se/49558/20130809/)

 :sofa:

Title: Re: Nut chompers
Post by: Out Fishing on August 11, 2013, 10:04:43 AM

Pacu live on fallen fruit and stuff like that, they're no more dangerous than brook trout. There's a fish store (Aquatic Wildlife) in East Hartford that has a couple that go at least 10 pounds - they feed them frozen peas. That crotch-grabbing business is just one more crock of shit that the River Monsters guy dreamed up. It's just a matter of time before he "investigates" the man-eating guppies of Lake Nicaragua. 

Title: Re: Nut chompers
Post by: Out Fishing on August 11, 2013, 05:12:43 PM

lol........hope they dont feed on the fruit of the loom........sure feed them peas just to get them to take round objects...........then when ya jump in the river they scope out your nads

Title: Re: Nut chompers
Post by: Out Fishing on August 12, 2013, 09:28:53 AM

Handy, it's a known fact that horny, unmarried jungle men often swim naked in tropical rivers in hopes of attracting the attention of the legendary deep-throated Amazon carpsucker. Of course there's always the chance of losing the family jewels to an enraged caiman or a hungry Brazilian snapping turtle, but they seem to think it's worth the risk. Probably no more dangerous than picking up strangers in an American gin mill.

Title: Re: Nut chompers
Post by: Out Fishing on August 13, 2013, 10:43:08 PM

Yup, I have known a couple great North America double breasted mattress thrashers that have been accused of the
Same crime, :laugh:

Title: Re: Nut chompers
Post by: Out Fishing on August 14, 2013, 07:59:26 AM

lol pete

Title: Re: Nut chompers
Post by: Out Fishing on August 18, 2013, 10:44:37 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/10/world/europe/scandanavia-swim-warning (http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/10/world/europe/scandanavia-swim-warning)

Title: Re: Nut chompers
Post by: Out Fishing on August 18, 2013, 04:06:39 PM

one nasty lookin fish got one hell of an over bite

Title: Re: Nut chompers
Post by: Out Fishing on August 18, 2013, 04:13:58 PM

PARTY POOPER  :P    :D